He who smelt it ….

Big Shot birthdays for the weekend ahead:
SATURDAY, JULY 6 _ Burt Ward (Batman) is 79 • President George W. Bush is 78 • Fred Dryer (Hunter, former NFL player) is 78 • Sylvester Stallone is 78 • Shelley Hack (Tiffany Welles in TV’s Charlie’s Angels) is 77 • Geoffrey Rush (Shine, Pirates of the Caribbean films) is 73 • Grant Goodeve (Eight is Enough) is 72 • Allyce Beasley (Cheers, Agnes DiPesto in Moonlighting) is 70 • Rapper 50 Cent is 49 • Tia and Tamera (Sister Sister, Family Reunion, The Real) are 46 • Kevin Hart (Die Hart, The Upside) is 45
SPECIAL EVENTS _ International Kissing Day • Air Traffic Control Day • Fried Chicken Day • Take Your Webmaster to Lunch Day • Virtually Hug a Virtual Assistant Day
SUNDAY, JULY 7 _ Doc Severinsen (The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson) is 97 • Ringo Starr is 84 • Joe Spano (Hill Street Blues, NCIS) is 78 • David Hodo of The Village People (the construction worker) is 77 • Shelley Duvall (The Shining, Popeye) is 75 • Billy Campbell (The Cardinal, Star Trek: Prodigy) is 65 • Comedian Jim Gaffigan is 58 • Jorja Fox (CSI) is 56 • Kirsten Vangsness (Criminal Minds) is 52.
SPECIAL EVENTS _ Chocolate Day • Father-Daughter Take a Walk Together Day • Global Forgiveness Day • Dive Bar Day • Macaroni Day • Strawberry Sundae Day • Tell the Truth Day • Comic Sans Day
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SMELL WEIRD WITH THESE STRANGE PERFUMES _ Some of the strangest perfumes you can actually buy.
• Frites By Idaho: Distilled Idaho potatoes and essential oils. Smells like French fries.
• Asphalt Rainbow By Charenton Macerations: Smells like asphalt.
• Ambergris: A rare ingredient found in the digestive system of sperm whales. Smells like a mix of musk, earth, and salt.
• Cactus: Smells like green, fresh, and earthy.
• Castoreum: A secretion from the anal glands of beavers. Smells like musky, leathery, and animalic.
HOW CAN YOU SAY YOU’RE AN AMERICAN WITHOUT SAYING YOU’RE AN AMERICAN?
• And what’s that in Fahrenheit?
• My 44oz Mountain Dew barely fits the cup holder in my truck.
• Do you have any Ranch dressing?
• Why is everyone getting so mad over losing a game of soccer?

THE BEST FOOD TRUCKS
- Austin, Texas
- Portland, Oregon
- Los Angeles, California
- New York, New York
- Miami, Florida

