THANKSGIVING DAD JOKES PART 1
Q. Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A. The outside.
Q. Why was the turkey the drummer in the band?
A. Because he had the drumsticks.
Q. If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
A. Their age.
Q. What’s the best thing to put into pumpkin pie?
A. Your teeth.
Q. What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
A. The turkey trot.
Q. Why did the Pilgrims sail from England to America?
A. Because they missed their plane.
HEART ATTACKS MORE COMMON AMONG THE UNEMPLOYED _ People who have recently lost their jobs are more likely to suffer a heart attack than their employed peers. Researchers found each successive job loss was tied to a higher chance of heart problems among more than 13,000 older adults. Still, it’s not clear if or how unemployment, itself, might have caused the extra heart attacks.
WHY WE’RE LATE FOR WORK _ According to a new survey, these are the top reasons employees are late for work:
1. Traffic and transportation issues
2. Personal problems, such as dealing with stress or unexpected events
3. Oversleeping
4. Child-related issues
5. Illnesses and medical appointments
6. Unforeseen family crises
7. Lost items, such has misplacing essential items like keys or wallets
