• He’s wearing sweatpants instead of his red suit.
• He only says “ho” once.
• It’s raining gift cards.
• He only checks his list once.
• He only delivers to the odd numbered houses.
• He hired Kurt Russel to fill in.
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WEIRD JOB INTERVIEW MISTAKES _ Hiring managers were asked to share their most unusual job candidate mistakes.
• When interviewer asked candidate why he wanted to work for the company, he replied, “Because I like the girl who works at the front desk.”
• Candidate performed magic tricks for the interviewer.
• Candidate showed up for the wrong job interview with the wrong company.
• Candidate gave the interviewer the impression that she had murdered her husband.
• Candidate told interviewer, “I don’t have any particular ambitions for advancement, as long as I am paid a lot more in five years.”
• Candidate told interviewer that he would not be able to travel for work when his favorite baseball team was playing home games.
• Candidate hit on the interviewer.
