WEIRD STUFF REMOVED FROM PETS’ STOMACHS _ In a survey of veterinarians, here are some things removed from the stomachs of pets.
• A tent stake
• Alphabet fridge magnets
• A wig
• Underwear
• A bell
• Fishing hook
• Socks
THINGS PEOPLE BRAG ABOUT THAT THEY SHOULDN’T
• How little they sleep.
• How trashed they get, every day/weekend.
• Going to work no matter how ill they are.
• How little it takes for them to resort to violence.
SHOWER THOUGHTS _ Gathered on reddit.com.
• While not as noticeable, mirrors also reflect sound.
• A person who stays up past 12AM is both a night owl and an early bird.
• Highway driving is the ultimate team sport.
• You only ever have one birthday. Every other year is an anniversary.
• Before the camera was invented, no one had seen themselves with their eyes closed.
