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It’s kinda creepy how accurate this is …

YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN A SMALL TOWN WHEN _
• Third Street is on the edge of town.
• You don’t use your turn signals because everyone knows where you are going.
• A baby born on June 14 receives gifts from local merchants as the first baby of the year.
• You speak to each dog you pass by name and he wags his tail at you.
• You drive into the ditch five miles out of town and the word gets back before you do.
• You can’t walk for exercise because every car that passes you offers you a ride.
• You miss a Sunday at church and receive a get-well card.

A SENTENCE SOMEONE TOLD YOU : Share one sentence someone told you that is still stuck in your head to this day. What people shared on social media:
• “When someone is drowning, that’s not the right time to teach them how to swim.”
• “Don’t tell them your plans, show them results.”
• “The world will not be kind to you just because you’re kind.”
• “The version of me you created in your mind is not my responsibility.”
• “You’ll spend your whole life inside your mind; make it a nice place to be.”
• “What you’re not changing, you are choosing.”

BIZARRE DEATHS! _ We’re all gonna go — let’s just hope it’s not like this.
• 2010: Mike Edwards, a cellist and founding member of the band Electric Light Orchestra, died when a large, round bale of hay rolled down a hill and collided with the van he was driving.
• 1996: Mark Gleeson, from Hampshire, England, insisted on attempting to cure his incurable snoring with his girlfriend by taking sleeping pills and inserting tampons into his nostrils. He died from suffocation, with the sleeping pills adding to his breathing difficulties.
• 2009: Larry Ely Murillo-Moncada, a supermarket employee from Council Bluffs, Iowa, is believed to have fallen into the 18-inch gap between a cooler and a wall and become trapped. His body was discovered ten years later when the cooler was moved.

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