Big Shot Birthdays and special events for the weekend ahead:
SATURDAY, APRIL 19 _ Tim Curry (The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Clue) (79) • Ashley Judd (Double Jeopardy, She Said) (57) • James Franco (This is the End, The Deuce) (47) • Reality star Joanna Gaines (47) • Kate Hudson (Glass Onion, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days) (46) • Hayden Christensen (Star Wars) (44) • Ali Wong (Birds of Prey, American Housewife) (43) • Former tennis star Maria Sharapova (38) • Simu Liu (Barbie, Kims Convenience, Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings) (36)
SPECIAL EVENTS _ Bicycle Day • Humorous Day • Hanging Out Day • Chicken Parmesan Day • Garlic Day • Stress Awareness Day • Oklahoma City Bombing Commemoration Day • Rice Ball Day
SUNDAY, APRIL 20 _ George Takei (Star Trek) (88) • Jessica Lange (American Horror Story, Tootsie, Sweet Dreams) (76) • Clint Howard (Solo: A Star Wars Story, Apollo 13, also Rons brother) (66) • Crispin Glover (American Gods, George McFly in Back to the Future films) (61) • Andy Serkis (The Batman, Lord of the Rings) (61) • Shemar Moore (Criminal Minds, S.W.A.T.) (55) • Carmen Electra (Scary Movie movies) (53) • Joey Lawrence (Blossom, Brotherly Love) (49) • Model Miranda Kerr (married to Snapchat cofounder Evan Spiegel) (42) • Tan France (Queer Eye) (42)
SPECIAL EVENTS _ 4/20 Day • Chinese Language Day • Husband Appreciation Day • Lima Bean Respect Day • Cheddar Fries Day • Record Store Day • World Circus Day • Cold Brew Day
BEST-NAMED TOILET COMPANIES _ It’s the season for festivals, fairs an concerts and these are just a few of the companies that help us get some relief.
• Happy Can Portable Toilets, Atlanta, GA
• Royal Throne, Allentown, PA
• Tanks Alot, Tomball, TX
• Gotta Go Potties, Stroudsburg, PA
• Doodie Calls, New Orleans
WHAT NOT TO SAY IF CALLED IN FOR AN AUDIT _ Your taxes are done. If you get called for an audit, don’t say any of these things to the IRS agent.
• If you don’t believe my deductions, you shoulda seen last year’s.
• If you need anything more, I’ll be at my office… in South America.
• Can we speed this up? My getaway pilot charges by the hour.
• Wait, you mean I have to pay taxes on my tax evasion business too?
• Is this like jury duty where I can get out of it if I act crazy enough?
• My dog ate my receipts. And my bank statements. And my accountant.
• If we could wrap this up by 3, I’ve got an appointment to change my identity.
