WHY YOU SHOULD SLEEP NAKED
• You’ll Have Better Skin. It’s good for your skin, which likes to breathe. Especially if you tend to sweat at night, sleeping without clothes can be a great idea.
• You’ll Regulate Your Hormones. Sleeping naked can help regulate your cortisol levels because your body remains cooler than when it’s clothed. Cortisol can creep up when the body gets too warm, leading to anxiety, food cravings, and weight gain.
• You’ll Get a Better Night’s Sleep. Not getting tangled up in clothing makes for a more comfortable night’s rest. A better night’s sleep makes for a better day ahead.
• You’ll Feel Happier. For those who don’t sleep solo, enjoying skin-on-skin contact with your partner on a consistent basis increases the release of oxytocin. Oxytocin is the feel good hormone which boosts our mood and make us happier overall.
WHAT YOU WISH YOU COULD SAY TO STUPID PEOPLE
• I see you’ve set aside special time to humiliate yourself in public.
• I’d explain it to you, but I don’t have any crayons handy.
• Your input is valued somewhere… just not in this universe.
• I’m not being rude, I’m just allergic to incompetence.
• Thank you for sharing what would’ve been better as an internal monologue.
TRY A NEW MEAT _ Tired of the same old meats?
• Duck Salami: 6 ounces for approximately $29.99. This salami is noted for its rich flavor, ideal for charcuterie boards .
• Camel Patties: A 1-pound package of three patties typically costs around $25.99. These are made from ground camel meat and are known for their unique taste .
• Snapping Turtle Meat: Prices for boneless turtle meat range significantly; a 5-pound package can be found for about $299, reflecting the rarity and processing required.
• Llama Patties: A package of three 1-pound llama meat patties is available for approximately $19.95. Llama meat is lean and offers a mild flavor that’s somewhat similar to beef but with a distinct taste .
• Alligator Tail Steak Sirloin: A 5-pound package of alligator tail steak can cost about $137.50. This meat is often celebrated for its unique texture and flavor, resembling a cross between chicken and fish .
