Big Shot Birthdays and Special Events for the weekend ahead:
SATURDAY, APRIL 26 • Carol Burnett is 92 • Jet Li is 62 • Kevin James (The King of Queens) is 60 • Wrestler Kane is 58 • Melania Trump is 55 • Tom Welling (Smallville) is 48 • Jason Earles (Hannah Montana, Kickin It) is 48 • Stana Katic (Castle) is 47 • Pablo Schreiber (Orange is the New Black, Weeds) is 47 • Nyambi Nyambi (The Good Fight) is 46 • Jordana Brewster (The Fast and the Furious) is 45 • Channing Tatum (The Lost City, Magic Mike) is 45 • Emily Wickersham (NCIS) is 41
SPECIAL EVENTS • Alien Day • Audubon Day • Get Organized Day • Hug a Friend Day • Hug an Australian Day • International Chernobyl Disaster Remembrance Day • Help a Horse Day • Pretzel Day • Static Cling Day • Richter Scale Day • Kids and Pets Day • Childcare Professionals Day
SUNDAY, APRIL 27 • Reality star Si Robertson (Duck Dynasty) (1948) • Ace Frehley (Kiss) is 74 • Sheena Easton is 64 is 66 • Sally Hawkins (Paddington 2, The Shape of Water) is 49 • Jenna Coleman (Victoria, Doctor Who) is 39 • Lizzo is 37
SPECIAL EVENTS • International Design Day • Devil Dog Day • Go Birding Day • Gummi Bear Day • Eeyores Birthday • Babe Ruth Day • Marine Mammal Rescue Day • Morse Code Day • Prime Rib Day • World Veterinary Day • Tell a Story Day • Sense of Smell Day
BREAD IS DANGEROUS! _ Research on bread indicates that:
• More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.
• Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.
• More than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread.
• Bread has been proven to be addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and given only water to eat begged for bread after as little as two days.
• Bread is often a “gateway” food item, leading the user to “harder” items such as butter, jelly, peanut butter, and even cold cuts.
• People who consume bread regularly are statistically more likely to die eventually.
• The majority of people involved in car accidents had consumed bread within the last week.
• Toddlers who consume bread regularly develop a dependency that can last a lifetime.
• Every dictator in modern history was known to be a regular bread consumer.
MEN DENT CARS AND THEN LIE ABOUT IT TO THEIR WIVES _ A lot of husbands like to think they’re better drivers than their wives. A lot of wives like to think that they’re better drivers than their husbands. So what do they tell each other when they do something wrong in a car? Apparently not much. About 1,000 husbands and wives were surveyed about what they do and don’t tell their spouse when it comes to damaging the family cars or other little illegal driving mishaps and shenanigans.
• 35 percent blame dings on someone else
• 25 percent don’t tell their partner about a ticket
• 24 percent keep car accidents a secret.
• About 42 percent of men ding a car and then blame it on someone else, compared to 27 percent of women.
