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This is why I don’t travel

ACTUAL COMPLAINTS RECEIVED BY TRAVEL AGENTS
• “I spent a whole week on safari, and didn’t see any good animals. There was only a load of antelopes.”
• “There was no sign telling you that you shouldn’t get on the hot air balloon ride if you’re afraid of heights.”
• “The street signs weren’t in English. I don’t understand how anyone can get around.”
• “You told us that there was a rooftop pool, but above us was just another room.”
• “No-one told us there would be fish in the water. The children were scared.”
• “We had to line up outside to catch the boat and there was no air-conditioning.”

RIDICULOUS QUESTIONS ASKED DURING JOB INTERVIEWS _ Real questions asked during job interviews, according to Indeed.com.
• “What emoji best describes you?”
• “What is your opinion about money?”
• “What color is a cardboard box?”
• “Imagine you got the job and you are working for a few months — what don’t we like about you?”
• “If you were a cereal, what cereal would you be?”

FUNNY WIFI NAMES _ If you’re setting up a new wifi hotspot, or want to freak out a neighbor, try using one of these wifi names.
• TellYourWiFiSaidHi
• SuperSecureRussianNetwork
• PrettyFlyForAWiFi
• NewEnglandClamRouter
• Bill Wi the Science Fi
• NachoWiFi

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