TOP HOLIDAYS AND EVENTS FOR BEER
1. Fourth of July
2. Labor Day
3. Memorial Day
4. Father’s Day
5. Super Bowl
6. Christmas/New Years
7. Thanksgiving
8. Easter
OUR MOST FORGETFUL MOMENTS _ What do you forget most? A survey finds forgetting passwords and forgetting things we meant to buy at the grocery are our top two most forgetful moments.
1. Forget a password – 51%
2. Forget things when I grocery shop – 51%
3. Misplace my keys – 49%
4. Forget what I went into a room for – 49%
5. Forget people’s names after being introduced – 47%
LAWYERS SHARE THEIR CLIENTS ‘YOU REALLY MESSED UP’ COURT MOMENTS _ On reddit, lawyers and regular people are sharing “Oh, now you really messed up” court moments.
• “We had a woman come to us saying that she slipped and fell outside of a nail salon because they hadn’t swept up the wet leaves outside the door. We take the case and then get a call from opposing counsel saying he’s going to send us something important. We open it and right there is security video of our client picking up the wet leaves, putting them on the sidewalk, and sitting down on them before calling for help.”
• “First offense shoplifting charge. They tell the judge, ‘I don’t know why I’m being charged with this. I didn’t shoplift! All I did was take the price tag from one mascara and put it on another mascara! I didn’t steal.’”
• “Man pulls a shard of glass out of his mouth and demands compensation because his glass broke and came off in his mouth. The catch? There was absolutely nothing in the restaurant that was made of glass.”
• “Custody dispute. Dad’s attorney grilled mom for about 20 minutes on texts she had sent claiming to sell her prescriptions. She wouldn’t admit it. Dad’s attorney moved on and eventually ended with, ‘One more question. Where did you get the pills you were selling?’ Mom responds without thinking, ‘Oh, my doctor prescribed them.’”
