For the :junk food junkies” in all of us


THE JUNK FOOD YOU EAT REVEALS YOUR PERSONALITY
• Pretzels mean you’re a flirt and you’re very lively and energetic.
• Sour gummies says you have high standards and a sharp sense of balance; you’re emotionally complex, maybe a bit overwhelmed, but ultimately well‑balanced
• Sweet-and-salty fans crave both sweet and savory, which means they’re adaptable, sociable, and enjoy variety.
• Potato chips mean you are aggressive, a real go-getter who will not take no for an answer.
• Tortilla chips mean you’re a perfectionist. An “A” is not good enough for you. It has to be an “A+.”
• Beef jerky means you’re the life of the party. You’re outgoing and gregarious.
• Classic candy bars means you’re dramatic, charming, flirtatious, and occasionally impulsive depending on flavor (e.g., vanilla = risk-taker; chocolate = dramatic flirt).
• Cracker eaters are thoughtful, sensitive, contemplative multitaskers who appreciate both comfort and versatility.
• Spicy snackers (Takis, Flamin’ Hot Cheetos, etc.) are thrill-seekers, always up for adventure.
STUDY REVEALED THE IDEAL AMOUNT OF VACATION NEEDED TO LIVE LONGER _ Taking a vacation is not only an opportunity to relax, see new places, and try new things — it may also help you live longer. Simply put, the more vacation is taken, the better. According to a 40-year study (published in The Journal of Nutrition, Health & Aging), individuals who took three weeks or more vacation in a year had lower rates of death compared to those who took shorter vacations. The University of Helsinki study included 1,222 middle-aged men. The study found “men with shorter vacations worked more and slept less than those who took longer vacations. This stressful lifestyle may have overruled any benefit of the intervention.” Another study, out of Syracuse University, confirmed why a vacation lengthens life: they’re good for the heart. They actually saw a reduction in the risk for cardiovascular disease the more vacationing a person does.
WHO FARTS IN FRONT OF THEIR SIGNIFICANT? _ A woman on TikTok asked who farts in front of their partner, and who goes elsewhere to let it rip. Here are selected comments from her video:
• If I left the room every time I had to fart l’d never see my husband again.
• No man’s worth a tummy ache. I’m farting when I want.
• 37 years married and I still can’t.
• If you don’t you’re with the wrong person.
• I got married September 3, 1994. The first fart my husband heard from me happened January 12, 2010 at 7:08 pm when I coughed. He won’t let me forget it.
• We both fart at anytime. But not when company is over.
• My husband farts in front of the fan in our bedroom so it blows at me, or in the car and locks the windows. My only option is to retaliate.
• I ripped one last night while we were watching TV and he turned to me and goes, “Niiiiice!”
• I fart ON my husband.

