MOTTOS TO LIVE BY
• If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
• A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
• No one is listening until you make a mistake.
• Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
• The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
• The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.
• Two wrongs are only the beginning.
• You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
• The sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up.
• A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
• If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.
MOST COMMON MISCONCEPTIONS PEOPLE ARE STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT _ Despite an internet full of helpful information, adults are still trying to figure out some common misconceptions. The top things we’re confused about:
• Does sugar make children hyperactive? (No)
• Are bats blind? (No)
• Does the U.S. President control gas prices? (No)
• Is food is safe to consume if it’s been on the floor for less than five seconds? (Depends)
• Is buying is always better than renting? (Depends)
• Can the Great Wall of China be seen from space? (No)
• Does cracking knuckles leads to arthritis? (No)
WHAT’S SOMETHING SMALL THAT SENDS YOU INTO A BLIND RAGE? Here’s what the internet said…
• When I move my clothes from the washer to the dryer and they fall on the floor during the transfer.
• Lotion boogers — the little crusty lotion pieces at the end of the pump.
• When someone drives slowly in front of me and they made it through the red light and I didn’t.
• When it’s clearly someone’s turn at a stop sign and they wave me to go.
• When autocorrect corrects it to not the right word, I backspace and type it again, and it autocorrects the wrong word again.
• When I throw something away and the liner bag falls into the trash can.
