MALL SANTAS DESCRIBE WEIRD THINGS KIDS HAVE ASKED FOR _ Mall Santa stopped by the website Reddit to share some of the weird things kids have asked for over the years:
• A fax machine
• A remote-controlled buffalo
• A unicorn starter kit
• Uranium
• Fish and chips
• A Nordstrom gift card
• A flamethrower
TRAVEL WITH PRE-DENTED LUGGAGE _ What’s the first thing we think about when we buy a new suitcase? We worry that it might get ruined. So skip the frustration you feel when your luggage gets beat up and by suitcases that are already dented and worn-looking. A company called Crash Baggage makes luggage that comes pre-dented. That way, when your luggage gets tossed by a baggage handler you won’t be upset. • LINK
MARRIAGE
• Dating: “Can’t wait to see you again.” Marriage: “Part of your knee was on my side of the bed again last night.”
• 10% of marriage is texting each other “Where are you?” from inside the same store.
• Romance is weird. My wife said she wanted fantasy play but got angry when I handed her the wizard beard and 20 sided dice.
• My wife and I are to the point where all I have to do is text her “Hey” and she’ll text back, “They’re on the dresser.”
• Wife: “What are you wearing?” Me: “I wanted to make a statement.” Wife: “Was that statement ‘I don’t know how to dress myself?’”
