THE CHRISTMAS CARDS YOU SEND REVEAL THE SECRET YOU
• Sending a religious card means you spend lot of time in deep thought and you value the true meaning of Christmas.
• Family photo cards are sent by busy people who like new and different experiences.
• Home scenes on your card mean you have a deep appreciation for home and family but also like to spend a lot of time on activities away from home.
• Humorous cards are sent by those who are fun-loving and optimistic.
• Cards with winter scenes mean you are very competitive.
• If you send a Santa card, you’re a people person who likes big parties and enjoys making new friends.
• Christmas trees on your card means you take pride in your personal appearance and your home.
WHAT’S YOUR MOST RANDOM SKILL THAT NEVER FAILS TO IMPRESS PEOPLE? What the internet said:
• Wiggling ears on command
• Cartoon voice imitation. 54 of them — story time with my kids is pretty great!
• I remember people’s names after they introduce themselves. Even better if I haven’t seen them in a while.
• Reciting the alphabet backwards quickly.
• Standing up from being cross-legged without using my hands. Sitting down again the same way. For context, I’m 60.
INTERESTING SENTENCES HANDED DOWN OUT BY AMERICA’S JUDGES
• Ohio: A man was ordered to scoop manure at a fair for knocking over a porta-potty.
• Ohio: A woman could choose between 30 days in jail or walking 30 miles after not paying for a cab ride.
• Michigan: A motorist was forbidden from using a cellphone for two years after causing a major accident.
• Montana: A man had to write “Boys do not hit girls” 5,000 times as part of his sentence for assault.
• Texas: A couple had to display a sign admitting their theft and stand at an intersection with a sign for six years.
