WHEN DID YOU REALIZE YOU WERE DATING AN IDIOT? What the internet shared:
• She wanted to celebrate getting her boating license by taking her father’s speed boat to Hawaii… from Los Angeles. When questioned about the distance, she said we could pack some sandwiches.
• When she saw some dinosaur related status I had on Whatsapp and she literally said, “Do you really believe in dinosaurs?”
• He told me he only buys the Campells’s sipping soups that are packaged in plastic because the metal cans of soup “always break his microwaves.” Not that he broke the microwave with a can of soup one time. He said they ALWAYS break his microwaves. Plural.
• We were going to a hotel. We had some leftovers from our nice dinner in the car but there was no fridge in the hotel room. He put the container under the car in the hotel parking lot to keep it cold. Raccoons ate the leftovers.
• Cooking pasta. He insisted on keeping the water low-medium and never high enough to boil. He would get mad at me for turning the temp up to boil because “the water will burn.”
• He had a tattoo of a compass where East and West were switched. He drew the tattoo.
WATCH WHERE YOU WALK _ The Governors Highway Safety Association just released preliminary estimates for pedestrian traffic fatalities in 2022, and found that in the first half of last year pedestrian deaths resulted from being struck and killed by drivers was up 5 percent year over year. Compared to 2019, pedestrian deaths due to drivers are up 18 percent, with the national rate hitting 1.04 pedestrian deaths per 100,000 people. The most dangerous state for pedestrians is Florida, where the rate 1.99 pedestrian deaths per 100,000 is nearly double the national level.
WHAT GOES ON IN THE BATHROOM _ Ever wonder how many of your friends snoop in your medicine cabinet? Quilted Northern bath tissue conducted a survey asking people to reveal their bathroom habits and quirks.
• Six in ten people leave the door open while using the bathroom when they’re home alone.
• Almost four in ten admit to going through someone else’s medicine cabinet.
• 72 percent of smartphone users use it in the bathroom, with a quarter of them watching video (YouTube, TikTok, Netflix, etc.)
• One in ten people eat in the bathroom.
