And not once did the pants burst into flames …


HOW TO BUST A LIAR _ When a guy is trying to get away with something, his gestures will betray him. Watch closely and you’ll be able to catch him in the act.
Liar Move #1 – Busted if he wraps his ankle around the leg of the chair. (A liar’s body will tense up, so he’ll take a more rigid stance)
Liar Move #2 – Busted if he suddenly puts his hands in his pockets (Showing palms is a sign of comfort and openness)
Liar Move #3 – Busted if he shrugs one or both shoulders (The shrug cancels out the untruth, like crossing fingers behind the back)
Liar Move #4 – Busted if he uses his index finger to rub just underneath his nose (This move is from men who typically don’t lie, and feel remorse. It’s a move to hide his mouth, as if he can’t believe what he just said)
MANY OF US THINK WE’RE A BETTER PERSON THAN EVERYONE WE KNOW _ A study found nearly one in two people believe they’re the best person they know. In a survey of 2,000 U.S. residents, 81 percent said they believe that humankind is inherently good. Three in four believe they themselves are fundamentally a good person. … When researchers asked respondents how they would compare themselves to others in their lives, 46 percent went a step further, admitting (in their eyes) they’re “better” than everyone else they know. … 72 percent admitted to judging other people’s behavior. Another 61 percent also worry other people are actively judging them. In general, Americans say that a good person should be kind (49%), giving (45%), and friendly (41%). When researchers asked respondents to list which qualities they wished to have however, 38 percent wanted to be more successful over anything else, even happiness (21%).
WHAT’S WAS THE WILDEST THING YOU WITNESSED AT A WEDDING? _ What the internet said: • DJ and father of the bride got into a fist fight when the father found the DJ hooking up with bride’s 17-year-old sister. • The groom’s step dad got drunk and called the groom’s mom a nasty name, so the groom punched his step dad in the mouth. • A child pushed the four-tier cake off the table and it went everywhere. • The bride forgot the groom’s name and called him by the ex-boyfriend’s name. The silence that followed was so loud I think I actually heard the marriage certificate self-destruct. • I was in a wedding where the officiant requested a moment of remembrance in honor of the brides father Larry. His name was not Larry. He also was not dead. • Went to a wedding of a friend. After the meal, they gave guests small souvenir box with a little personalized thank you note coupled with a small chocolate-smelling, chocolate-looking bar of hand soap. A couple hour later, a kid was found in a bathroom, projectile puking a mix of chicken nuggets, hand soap, and foam. Poor little guy ate two! They had to make an announcement to warn people it was soap and to not eat it.

