WHAT BECOMES BETTER WHEN IT’S BROKEN? _ Interesting question posed on reddit: What becomes better when it’s broken?
• A world record
• Eggs
• A loud electronic toy someone bought for your kid
• Pinatas
• Glowsticks
• Bad habit
WHAT DID THEY SAY ON A FIRST DATE THAT PREVENTED A SECOND? Responses from the internet:
• She called her ex boyfriend “cheap” because he would only take her out to eat 2-3 times per week and cooked the other days.
• She said, “I’m posting everything we say on Instagram. And I’m getting suggestions on what to ask you from my followers.”
• A girl I once had a date with interrupt my sentence, which had nothing to do with the homeless, to tell me that she hates the homeless.
• He told me that he was the catch out of the two of us.
• He said, “Poor people shouldn’t get any help. They should just stop being poor.”
• She said, “Don’t call me. My husband checks my phone.”
• He said, “Are you sure you want to eat that?” I wanted some fried banana peppers in addition to my small salad. I was also 118 pounds and exercised regularly.
THE MOST UNREALISTIC ‘EVERYDAY LIFE’ HABIT PORTRAYED IN MOVIES?
• A week’s groceries in a single paper bag; bonus points for visible baguette.
• Turning on the TV to the exact channel and segment of a news story
• A married couple living in a huge house but if they argue one is sleeping on the couch. A huge house with one bedroom?
• Anyone who loses a job walks out carrying just one box of their stuff.
• Car keys left in the visor.
• Throwing down enough cash to cover their meal/cab ride/drink without receiving the bill.
