WHAT’S THE DUMBEST THING A BOSS HAS EVER DONE? What the internet said:
• To boost morale he put out a “Smile Box.” It was a cardboard box filled with 100 $1 bills. People were allowed to take a dollar, but they had to stand there and smile for 60 seconds. He believed this would make people happier. The box was empty in a matter of hours. Everyone was still miserable. The box disappeared the next day.
• I had a boss that had everyone introduce themselves before a meeting by stating their name, their position and where they were on 9/11. After 30 people, it got really depressing.
• My former boss just got a promotion and left our workplace. He bought HIMSELF a going away full sized sheet cake. He cut off a small corner at his going away party and then proceeded to close the cake box and take home the rest instead of sharing any of it with anyone.
• I worked for an office supply store with shipping services… my boss was an extremely conservative and professional guy 99.9% of the time. One day we got a suspicious duffle bag returned to sender through the shipping center. We were speculating about what was in it, and he blurts out: “PROBABLY FULL OF DEAD BABIES HAHAHA!”
• One time my boss told an entire room that he had a soft spot for drunk drivers because if it weren’t for a drunk driver killing his mother’s first husband then he never would have been born.
DON’T WEAR SKIMPY SPEEDOS _ Advice for vacationers heading to a beach or a pool this summer — don’t hog beach chairs. And men, leave the skimpy speedos at home. A survey by TripAdvisor found that 84 percent of travelers said people should not be allowed to “save” beachside or poolside chairs by getting up early and leaving a towel or other personal items on the chair for hours. Men in tight-fitting swimsuits are also unpopular, with 35 percent of travelers thinking this violated etiquette.
TOP BATHROOM PET PEEVES _ 🗣 TOPIC: What’s your bathroom pet peeve? Does your partner know it?
1. Not replacing the toilet paper when it runs out.
2. Leaving the seat up (women) and too many cosmetics on the counter (men).
3. Leaving toothpaste gobs in the sink.
4. Leaving spots on the mirror.
5. Leaving dirty clothes/towels on the floor.
