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Some day, I hope to experience a second date ….

WOMEN SHARE THEIR FIRST DATE PET PEEVES _ A new survey says these are the worst things men can do on first dates.
1. Phone use
2. Inappropriate touching
3. Rudeness to waitstaff
4. Negativity/complaining
5. Excessive drinking
6. Talking too much about exes
7. Lack of personal hygiene or grooming
8. Being late without communication
9. Overly sexual conversation too soon
10. Lack of engagement or asking no questions

AND – IF THAT FIRST DATE REALLY WORKS OUT, IT COULD LEAD TO …. MARRIAGE
• Marriage is basically peeing with the door open and not caring.
• Marriage is just texting each other “Do we need anything from the grocery store?” a bunch of times until one of you dies.
• Marriage is mostly about knowing which hand towels you can use and which ones are for the better people who visit your wife’s home.
• Marriage is basically listening to your husband swear and scream at computers/printers/TV remotes from another room.
• Marriage is essentially agreeing to share 50% of your ice cream forever.
• Marriage is essentially being able to watch another person eat chicken wings without throwing up.

YOUR SIGN = YOUR DREAM VACATION _ Are you tired of taking the same old vacation year after year? The secret lies primarily in your element. Fire signs prefer hot places, like Jamaica or Mexico; earth signs prefer lush locations full of flowers, trees, and rolling meadows, such as northern Europe or the uppermost corners of America. Air signs like the mountains; and water signs prefer water anywhere.
• Aries prefer any place that’s hot
• Tauruses prefer a place that’s warm, pleasant, and comfortable
• Geminis like high places where you can see for miles around
• Cancers should go to any place near the ocean
• Leos prefer exciting cities in warm places
• Virgos like home sweet home, to catch up on housework and lawn & garden chores.
• Libras go for beautiful cities, churches, museums and monuments
• Scorpios prefer hidden places near water
• Sagittariuses are partial to sultry tropical islands with loads of discos
• Capricorns like old country villages with a history
• Aquariuses go for remote mountain areas
• Pisces prefer places associated with spiritual traditions, such as India, Egypt, Israel, Ireland, or Stonehenge.

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