THINGS THAT ARE ALMOST BETTER THAN SEX _ According to CafeMom.
• Cleaning your ears and pulling some gunk out.
• Peeing on a full bladder.
• A long foot massage.
• When the stylist gives you a shampoo and deep condition.
• A toasted bagel smothered in cream cheese.
• Taking your shoes and socks off after a long day on your feet.
• Crawling into bed with fresh sheets.
• A good burp, fart, or cry — not necessarily in that order.
• A big terrycloth robe for right after you get out of the shower.
• Swimming in the nude.
THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER SAY ABOUT AN EX _ It’s easy to rip into your ex over what a jerk he turned out to be, but before you do that, step back and read what’s proper after a breakup. From Yahoo News, things you should never say about an ex.
• He/she was broke
• You still love them
• Anything super embarrassing
• Anything they told you in absolute confidence
• How much your parents loved them
• The sex was bad
• Negative qualities your ex had that your current significant has
WE LOVE OUR PETS
• 64% of American pet owners say they’d rather spend time with their pets than with other people.
• 62% of cat owners say they feel guilty when they’re too tired to give their cat attention.
• 70% of U.S. pet owners say they’d cancel plans to stay home with their pet.
• 52% of indoor-pet owners call their pet their best friend.
• 97% of pet owners consider their pets part of the family.
• About one-quarter of surveyed U.S. dog owners report feeding home-cooked meals.
