April 8th is Dog Farting Awareness Day. Passing gas is a bodily function we share with many animals, such as dogs! While farting is totally normal, it’s important to be aware and monitor any trouble your pups could be encountering. That’s why April 8th’s Dog Fart Awareness Day exists. Now because of this, coupled with an almost pathological desire to be inappropriate, I couldn’t help but do a little research and present to you :
- Pug. …
- Beagle. …
- German Shepherd. …
- Labrador Retriever. …
- Pit Bull. …
- Rottweiler. …
- Yorkshire Terrier. Yorkshire Terriers may be small, but they can be quite gassy, primarily due to their sensitive digestive systems. …
- Basset Hound. Basset Hounds, with their long bodies and short legs, are prone to farting.
You’re welcome.
BAD BOYFRIENDS _ Do you ever wonder if your boyfriend isn’t up to acceptable standards? Here are a few clues. You know you’re stooping too low if your guy…
• Borrows money from you — to take his buddies out for beers.
• Hits on your friends in front of you.
• Thinks toothpaste and soap are “sometimes” things.
• Only looks good to you in the dark.
• Laughs like a brain-damaged hyena at his own jokes.
• Wonders why you, he and his ex can’t all hang out.
QUICK JOKE _ A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, “I’ve lost my grandpa!” The cop asked, “What’s he like?” The little boy replied, “Crown Royal whiskey and women with big butts.”
